[What if he just doesn't comment on that? Like, at all. Mitsuki can make his own (correct) assumptions as long as he doesn't say them out loud, it's fine, it's fine...
Come on, Sougo, it's time to man up and explain this! Just like he practiced, because of course he did.]
That's right. I'd suggest getting multiple types, as they have different uses. Water-based lubrication dries out quickly, but it easily washes off of sheets and can be used with anything made of silicon... so you'll want to use it with anything you buy today. It may also be best to practice with, since it's easy to clean up.
[He brings a hand to his chin, like he's considering this Very Seriously. Is Mitsuki going to have marathon sex? Shower sex? Is he as impatient as Sougo about having to begrudgingly stop and reapply in the heat of the moment? Probably.]
Silicone lubricants last the longest and don't wash away in water, so I recommend them for anything that doesn't involve silicone toys. There are hybrid types and oil based lubricants too... And it wouldn't hurt to also buy a small bottle to carry in your usual bag, just in case.
Mitsuki nods along, paying more attention to Sougo than he lets on. He doesn't want to hurt himself. Maybe? Probably. Well, he doesn't want to hurt himself accidentally, at least. If at all.
Probably.]
This one is flavored like strawberries.
[But he can make things harder for Sougo than they need to be anyways.]
[Maybe it tastes really gross! But really, this is more concerning for him than anything else. Is there an elegant and polite way of saying "if you're looking to be unabashedly railed, you're probably going to want to buy a lot of silicone-based lube and always keep extra on hand?]
You can always try it later, but I'd suggest getting used to the essentials first...
It's meant to serve a purpose first and foremost, so the taste is probably an afterthought. At this price, I have doubts about the quality.
[Even when he's dying, there's always an opportunity to accidentally slip some of his rich boy upbringing in.
Look, if Mitsuki isn't going to pick between brands, Sougo's just going to point to the ones he's familiar with. He might... be rushing this a little in his embarrassment... but he's done his research, and Mitsuki deserves to have the best! He'll be fine as long as he remembers the basics.]
Exactly. These are my recommendations. A normal and travel sized bottle of each should work for the time being. [He pauses, deeply contemplative.] Or multiple travel bottles... Just in case. They tend to go quickly.
[Leave it to Mitsuki to not only instantly shatter the composure that Sougo's staunchly tried to keep a hold on this whole time, but do so without a shred of remorse. A calculated attack.... THIS is why he was nervous about coming here.]
M-Mitsuki-san?!
[He's trying SO HARD to stay calm.]
I, um, that's... not really something I feel comfortable sharing.
[To Mitsuki's credit, he manages to not laugh in Sougo's face. Even if he really wants to. It's kind of funny, to see Sougo's composure crumble. He's always so reserved, so proper, that seeing this side of him...
Well.
It's pretty entertaining.
(At least he's not Yamato.)]
That's real sketchy, y'know? It makes it sound like the number is really high.
[...]
Or maybe the number is disappointingly low to you?
[Honestly, out of everyone, Mitsuki may be the best person to come here with. Riku and Iori would be terrible for completely opposite reasons, Momo and Yuki would be absolute menaces to a degree he doesn't want to imagine, and Sougo would sooner go up in flames on the spot than step into a sex shop with TRIGGER. Even if Yamato, Nagi, or lord forbid Tamaki were here, Sougo would chose Mitsuki in a heartbeat.
So he shouldn't be internally screeching, but he kind of is. One glance is enough to realize that he's trying so hard to outwardly maintain what's left of his dignity, but his posture remains way more stiff than it should as he quickly speaks up.]
I often wish it were higher.
[...Boy, he's really beginning to regret not having a drink or five with lunch.]
Well, yeah. Why would I be ashamed about this? There's nothing really wrong with it.
[...
He sighs, shaking his head.]
Plus, it's different here. We're not expected to act like idols. We can actually have relationships and sleep around and it's not going to be a big scandal if we do it or if it's with another man. So, you know, why not embrace that? Why not enjoy it? We should do our bests to live our lives to the fullest because we don't know what's going to happen next.
I... I still think it's admirable of you to think that way. I logically know that's the case, but it's difficult to completely let go without some sort of outside influence.
[And really, those last words remind him so much of his own in regards to songwriting that they're easy to hold on to. Maybe he can quietly tuck them away in his back pocket for later - a little extra courage to grasp when he needs it most.]
At the same time, though, I think I've gotten better about it. We wouldn't be here otherwise. And the first step to having confidence like you, Mitsuki-san... is to go buy what you came here for. [And he pauses, momentarily glancing away before steeling his gaze.] Maybe I'll get something too.
[He wants to enjoy his time here, sure, but more important is that everyone else is happy. If Sougo would be happier with some encouragement to cut loose, he'll gladly be that.
He snickers, reaching over to clap Sougo on the shoulder.]
You really should get yourself something! It can be a gift for yourself, for being more bold!
The best first step is probably being more honest with you, though I have a feeling that you've picked up on much more than I've managed to admit.
[Because he's clearly been incredibly subtle this whole time. Still, flinches just slightly in surprise before his expression mellows into a more timid smile, Mitsuki's usual geniality making everything seem less daunting.]
I'll take a look, but don't forget that this trip is for you. Once you choose the lubricants you like, we can move on.
What, you mean about who you’re sleeping with? Or who you want to be sleeping with more, I guess!
[He knows. He’s pretty sure everyone knows.
…
Well.
Riku probably doesn’t know.
But okay! He turns his attention back to the display, considering for a moment before grabbing a water and silicone based option. He’ll… Worry about supplemental bottles later. What if he doesn’t even like it?]
Right! Stage one complete! Now for the toys, I guess?
[Because he absolutely isn't going to elaborate, even though he really doesn't need to.
Mitsuki's choices are perfectly satisfactory, so Sougo simply nods in what he hopes is a reassuring manner. Since Mitsuki is the reason they're here, it makes the most sense to let him lead the way next.]
Yes. You can start with whatever you'd like, so please don't hold back for my sake. [As if he would. They both know that.]
[Not that he won't try! Just... later. Later, when he doesn't feel like he's about to choke as Mitsuki changes the subject.]
I... I didn't look into that, but given the size of this store and the variety of people they cater to, I wouldn't be surprised...
[They'll find out for themselves before long, but at this rate, even looking at normal human shaped ones with Mitsuki is going to be enough to send him into orbit. Time to get serious and start walking that way!]
I think it’s pretty easy to just tell someone you want them to bend you over.
[He says that like he isn’t an incredible hypocrite who avoids admitting to people that he wants them to destroy him.]
They have to, right? I once saw things that were supposed to be monster dicks back home, and now that people can actually be dragons and stuff they have models to refer to so they’re more accurate… Right?
Mitsuki-san?! Being able to admit something so shameless without ample preparation would call for the perfect circumstances and quite possibly some sort of outside influence...
[Oh GOD, hold on, let him catch his breath as they walk.]
I... Interested as I may be in such situations, I'd rather die than let anyone know just how indecent some of my thoughts can be. I could never let anyone know...!
[This already feels like admitting a lot?! It's the most he's managed to admit to Mitsuki out loud, at least... but it feels laughably tame in the face of this discussion.]
That... may be true, but I don't have any experience in that area.
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[Maybe it’s a small collection, but it’s a collection. It’s probably full of kinky shit, too... Sougo is definitely that sort of pervert.
He follows Sougo, bemused, and looks at the wall of lube.]
I do know you have to be careful with the kind you use, because it can ruin your toys...
[He leans in, looking over the options, before picking up a bottle at random and looking over the writing on it.]
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Come on, Sougo, it's time to man up and explain this! Just like he practiced, because of course he did.]
That's right. I'd suggest getting multiple types, as they have different uses. Water-based lubrication dries out quickly, but it easily washes off of sheets and can be used with anything made of silicon... so you'll want to use it with anything you buy today. It may also be best to practice with, since it's easy to clean up.
[He brings a hand to his chin, like he's considering this Very Seriously. Is Mitsuki going to have marathon sex? Shower sex? Is he as impatient as Sougo about having to begrudgingly stop and reapply in the heat of the moment? Probably.]
Silicone lubricants last the longest and don't wash away in water, so I recommend them for anything that doesn't involve silicone toys. There are hybrid types and oil based lubricants too... And it wouldn't hurt to also buy a small bottle to carry in your usual bag, just in case.
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Mitsuki nods along, paying more attention to Sougo than he lets on. He doesn't want to hurt himself. Maybe? Probably. Well, he doesn't want to hurt himself accidentally, at least. If at all.
Probably.]
This one is flavored like strawberries.
[But he can make things harder for Sougo than they need to be anyways.]
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That's what the bottle says, but it is really?
[Maybe it tastes really gross! But really, this is more concerning for him than anything else. Is there an elegant and polite way of saying "if you're looking to be unabashedly railed, you're probably going to want to buy a lot of silicone-based lube and always keep extra on hand?]
You can always try it later, but I'd suggest getting used to the essentials first...
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[He wants to open the bottle to give it a sniff, but he's not an animal.
Also, he should cut Sougo some slack before he keels over and dies.]
Right, right. Water for toys, silicone for everything else. I get it! And the more you use, the better it'll be for everyone.
[He sets the bottle down. He'll be back for it, if only to pull a prank on Sougo some day.]
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[Even when he's dying, there's always an opportunity to accidentally slip some of his rich boy upbringing in.
Look, if Mitsuki isn't going to pick between brands, Sougo's just going to point to the ones he's familiar with. He might... be rushing this a little in his embarrassment... but he's done his research, and Mitsuki deserves to have the best! He'll be fine as long as he remembers the basics.]
Exactly. These are my recommendations. A normal and travel sized bottle of each should work for the time being. [He pauses, deeply contemplative.] Or multiple travel bottles... Just in case. They tend to go quickly.
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[Rich people.
Still, Sougo does know quality, and he'll take his recommendation. It's not like there's much point in fighting it.
Though the more Sougo talks, the more Mitsuki's eyebrows start to raise.]
How many bottles have you gone through here, Sougo? It sounds like you're speaking from experience.
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M-Mitsuki-san?!
[He's trying SO HARD to stay calm.]
I, um, that's... not really something I feel comfortable sharing.
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Well.
It's pretty entertaining.
(At least he's not Yamato.)]
That's real sketchy, y'know? It makes it sound like the number is really high.
[...]
Or maybe the number is disappointingly low to you?
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So he shouldn't be internally screeching, but he kind of is. One glance is enough to realize that he's trying so hard to outwardly maintain what's left of his dignity, but his posture remains way more stiff than it should as he quickly speaks up.]
I often wish it were higher.
[...Boy, he's really beginning to regret not having a drink or five with lunch.]
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Well.
Sougo just has terrible luck. They're all bad. They're all bad!
He really shouldn't be enjoying watching Sougo struggle as much as he does, but... He's only human. This is hilarious.]
Higher, huh? You should get out there more! Be more assertive!
[He should absolutely not take advice from Mitsuki, but... You know...]
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Bad luck indeed. Don't mind him taking a very exasperated sigh.]
That's easier said than done. I've become a little bolder over time, but being as shameless as I want to is still hard.
I should be the one asking for your advice.
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Advice from me? What have I even done?
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[This is the biggest difference between them! It probably isn't that hard to believe that he wants to wild out, but. Still.]
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[...
He sighs, shaking his head.]
Plus, it's different here. We're not expected to act like idols. We can actually have relationships and sleep around and it's not going to be a big scandal if we do it or if it's with another man. So, you know, why not embrace that? Why not enjoy it? We should do our bests to live our lives to the fullest because we don't know what's going to happen next.
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[And really, those last words remind him so much of his own in regards to songwriting that they're easy to hold on to. Maybe he can quietly tuck them away in his back pocket for later - a little extra courage to grasp when he needs it most.]
At the same time, though, I think I've gotten better about it. We wouldn't be here otherwise. And the first step to having confidence like you, Mitsuki-san... is to go buy what you came here for. [And he pauses, momentarily glancing away before steeling his gaze.] Maybe I'll get something too.
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[He wants to enjoy his time here, sure, but more important is that everyone else is happy. If Sougo would be happier with some encouragement to cut loose, he'll gladly be that.
He snickers, reaching over to clap Sougo on the shoulder.]
You really should get yourself something! It can be a gift for yourself, for being more bold!
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[Because he's clearly been incredibly subtle this whole time. Still, flinches just slightly in surprise before his expression mellows into a more timid smile, Mitsuki's usual geniality making everything seem less daunting.]
I'll take a look, but don't forget that this trip is for you. Once you choose the lubricants you like, we can move on.
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[He knows. He’s pretty sure everyone knows.
…
Well.
Riku probably doesn’t know.
But okay! He turns his attention back to the display, considering for a moment before grabbing a water and silicone based option. He’ll… Worry about supplemental bottles later. What if he doesn’t even like it?]
Right! Stage one complete! Now for the toys, I guess?
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[Because he absolutely isn't going to elaborate, even though he really doesn't need to.
Mitsuki's choices are perfectly satisfactory, so Sougo simply nods in what he hopes is a reassuring manner. Since Mitsuki is the reason they're here, it makes the most sense to let him lead the way next.]
Yes. You can start with whatever you'd like, so please don't hold back for my sake. [As if he would. They both know that.]
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[He says it like it's easy.
He scans the store, before deciding the best place to go next is, well. The dildos that look a bit more reasonable.]
...Do you think they have ones that look like the dicks people get after their transformations?
[Are there dragon dildos here, he needs to know.]
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[Not that he won't try! Just... later. Later, when he doesn't feel like he's about to choke as Mitsuki changes the subject.]
I... I didn't look into that, but given the size of this store and the variety of people they cater to, I wouldn't be surprised...
[They'll find out for themselves before long, but at this rate, even looking at normal human shaped ones with Mitsuki is going to be enough to send him into orbit. Time to get serious and start walking that way!]
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[He says that like he isn’t an incredible hypocrite who avoids admitting to people that he wants them to destroy him.]
They have to, right? I once saw things that were supposed to be monster dicks back home, and now that people can actually be dragons and stuff they have models to refer to so they’re more accurate… Right?
[Don’t ask about the things he sees online.
Also, he says it all so casually…]
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[Oh GOD, hold on, let him catch his breath as they walk.]
I... Interested as I may be in such situations, I'd rather die than let anyone know just how indecent some of my thoughts can be. I could never let anyone know...!
[This already feels like admitting a lot?! It's the most he's managed to admit to Mitsuki out loud, at least... but it feels laughably tame in the face of this discussion.]
That... may be true, but I don't have any experience in that area.
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[Says Mitsuki, who's about as subtle as a brick through a window, so you know it's bad.]
If you want to be more bold and if you want to act on your desires more, you're going to have to be more open about what you want!
[Pot, kettle, black.
There's a pause, as Mitsuki squints at a display. Then he punches his fist into his open hand.]
I'm going to find out.
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