[Listen, he knows! To some extent, he absolutely knows that he isn't very subtle sometimes! But it's just because this is Mitsuki... Sougo is perfectly pure to everyone else. Obviously.]
I'll... do my best to be more honest. [Coupled with a deep breath and a slightly more firm expression.] So let's go.
[Find out, that is. Because even though Sougo isn't exactly interested in the monster dick part, he's more than slightly intrigued by some of the other things that will certainly be on sale here.]
[Mitsuki looks at him out of the corner of his eye, as if trying to look through Sougo. Eventually, though, he shrugs.]
Maybe Riku doesn’t know about everything, but I think even he knows your thoughts aren’t always innocent… But you’re not as bad as Momo-san, at least!
[Riku might be naive and sweet, but he’s still a hot-blooded teen who knows people fuck.
Well, he is here, at least, because it’s kind of hard to ignore that.
Momo is Momo, though, so at least Sougo isn’t the biggest degenerate Mitsuki knows!]
It gets easier the more you do it! [He claps Sougo on the back.] And you can always start small.
[Anyways, time to look at fake dicks. Mitsuki can’t really be surprised at all the variety on display - everything about this place screams excess - but he is surprised by the size of some of the toys. His eyes narrow in thought.]
It’d take a while to get something as bit as your arm up there, huh. Would it hurt?
[Because Sougo wants to answer that question, clearly.]
[Okay, but what if he kind of wants to be as much of a degenerate as Momo? Don't mind him firmly deciding to end that line of conversation... but once Mitsuki claps him on the back, he lets out a small, choked noise of surprise and straightens up.
Start small, huh? Topical. It's time to deeply furrow his brows and survey the wall all the same.]
Mitsuki-san, it's important to keep in mind that not everyone here is human. I'm certain that some of the things sold here are designed well past human limits, such as toys intended to be used during transformations or for nonhuman creatures. But even in that case, I feel like anything past a small to medium size would hurt if you didn't build up to it slowly.
[In other words, he's absolutely no fun when concern takes over any embarrassment he could possibly have! And he's Very Concerned.]
While your body is probably capable of more than you realize, there are limits you can't overcome with willpower alone. There are plenty of suitable options here, so please look for something closer to the size you intend to build up to.
[Sougo’s concern is all well and good, but it seems like he’s forgotten he’s speaking to an incredibly competitive person who doesn’t take well to being told he can’t do something.
So he just hums, glancing back at Sougo.]
Limits are made to be tested.
[Mitsuki, no.]
Anyways!
[Time to look back at the display. He squints, leaning in for a closer look at some of the more moderately-sized toys.]
What would you go for? I mean, I’m imagining working up to about Tsunashi-san’s size would be a good start.
[Half of him wants to argue that (by that logic, what if Mitsuki winds up landing himself in the hospital?! Internal organs are delicate!), but it's far, far more pressing to try not to indelicately sputter in shock.]
I absolutely refuse to answer the question you're trying to ask.
[Period.]
But... if you have no experience whatsoever, something on the smaller side of medium may be a good start. If not that, maybe something aimed toward beginners with several different sizes...
[It really does. Part of him straight up wants to say "please don't," but he can be civil even though he's incredibly flustered.]
I, I'd really prefer if you didn't think on it too deeply...
[Bringing a hand to his chin, he glances over the shelves.]
But I suppose you could say that, though I don't have the extensive collection that you seem to be thinking. [...] I'd prefer something higher end that would last longer, but in the kindest way possible, I feel like I would regret it if I asked for your recommendation.
[He's going to drop that line of conversation immediately, thank you very much. Everyone's called him out by now... this isn't anything new, but Sougo is still kind of baffled that this is happening at all.]
I'm certain that he does, but I don't feel comfortable talking about this sort of thing with people I know personally. If anything, I'd rather seek out anonymous advice...
[...]
But I've done a decent amount of research on my own, so I'd consider myself somewhat well informed.
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[Says Mitsuki, who's about as subtle as a brick through a window, so you know it's bad.]
If you want to be more bold and if you want to act on your desires more, you're going to have to be more open about what you want!
[Pot, kettle, black.
There's a pause, as Mitsuki squints at a display. Then he punches his fist into his open hand.]
I'm going to find out.
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[Listen, he knows! To some extent, he absolutely knows that he isn't very subtle sometimes! But it's just because this is Mitsuki... Sougo is perfectly pure to everyone else. Obviously.]
I'll... do my best to be more honest. [Coupled with a deep breath and a slightly more firm expression.] So let's go.
[Find out, that is. Because even though Sougo isn't exactly interested in the monster dick part, he's more than slightly intrigued by some of the other things that will certainly be on sale here.]
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Maybe Riku doesn’t know about everything, but I think even he knows your thoughts aren’t always innocent… But you’re not as bad as Momo-san, at least!
[Riku might be naive and sweet, but he’s still a hot-blooded teen who knows people fuck.
Well, he is here, at least, because it’s kind of hard to ignore that.
Momo is Momo, though, so at least Sougo isn’t the biggest degenerate Mitsuki knows!]
It gets easier the more you do it! [He claps Sougo on the back.] And you can always start small.
[Anyways, time to look at fake dicks. Mitsuki can’t really be surprised at all the variety on display - everything about this place screams excess - but he is surprised by the size of some of the toys. His eyes narrow in thought.]
It’d take a while to get something as bit as your arm up there, huh. Would it hurt?
[Because Sougo wants to answer that question, clearly.]
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Start small, huh? Topical. It's time to deeply furrow his brows and survey the wall all the same.]
Mitsuki-san, it's important to keep in mind that not everyone here is human. I'm certain that some of the things sold here are designed well past human limits, such as toys intended to be used during transformations or for nonhuman creatures. But even in that case, I feel like anything past a small to medium size would hurt if you didn't build up to it slowly.
[In other words, he's absolutely no fun when concern takes over any embarrassment he could possibly have! And he's Very Concerned.]
While your body is probably capable of more than you realize, there are limits you can't overcome with willpower alone. There are plenty of suitable options here, so please look for something closer to the size you intend to build up to.
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So he just hums, glancing back at Sougo.]
Limits are made to be tested.
[Mitsuki, no.]
Anyways!
[Time to look back at the display. He squints, leaning in for a closer look at some of the more moderately-sized toys.]
What would you go for? I mean, I’m imagining working up to about Tsunashi-san’s size would be a good start.
[Is he trying to kill Sougo?
…
Not entirely on purpose.]
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I absolutely refuse to answer the question you're trying to ask.
[Period.]
But... if you have no experience whatsoever, something on the smaller side of medium may be a good start. If not that, maybe something aimed toward beginners with several different sizes...
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Mostly.
It’s fine.]
Alright. I guess I’ll just have to find out for myself.
[He’s coming for that dick, Ryuu.
And also letting Sougo know that’s going to happen, apparently.]
I’ll let you know how it goes.
[Anyways.
He’s just going to pick out a few - not going for anything crazy - and tuck them away so he can buy them.
There’s a pause, before he decides to grab one covered in bumps and ridges with a knot at the base. He has to know. Just in case.]
But you’re not a beginner, huh? So take your pick.
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[It really does. Part of him straight up wants to say "please don't," but he can be civil even though he's incredibly flustered.]
I, I'd really prefer if you didn't think on it too deeply...
[Bringing a hand to his chin, he glances over the shelves.]
But I suppose you could say that, though I don't have the extensive collection that you seem to be thinking. [...] I'd prefer something higher end that would last longer, but in the kindest way possible, I feel like I would regret it if I asked for your recommendation.
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[He doesn't see how it possibly could be... It's just an innocent declaration. A promise.
A promise for information Sougo probably doesn't want to know, but. Minor details.
He snorts, flapping a hand.]
I'm not going to use whatever you get against you if that's what you're thinking. But I have great taste!
[He absolutely does not. Not to mention he causes problems on purpose.]
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[Does he want to ask? Probably not. "Pick out a sex toy for me, Mitsuki-san!" isn't where he was planning on today's outing to end up.]
Rather than toys, if I have to buy something, I'm more interested in restraints or other accessories.
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[Of course what, Mitsuki?!
Mitsuki hums, hand on his hip, before his eyes light up in recognition.]
If you want expert advice, you should ask Momo-san! I'm sure he's got an idea of who actually makes quality stuff like that!
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I'm certain that he does, but I don't feel comfortable talking about this sort of thing with people I know personally. If anything, I'd rather seek out anonymous advice...
[...]
But I've done a decent amount of research on my own, so I'd consider myself somewhat well informed.