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Sougo "terminal gay velocity" Ousaka 🌱 逢坂壮五 ([personal profile] koboreta) wrote2022-05-28 05:05 am
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[personal profile] festoso 2021-04-25 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
Do you have any advice on how to pick out a decent dildo?
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[personal profile] festoso 2021-04-25 09:56 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not going to ask a stranger for sex toy advice, especially not someone who's job is to sell me those toys! How do I know I can trust them to not just sell me whatever's most expensive?!

You'd probably be fine... You can't be that embarrassed by it, right? Besides, you could get something for yourself!


[THAT DOESN'T MAKE THINGS BETTER, MITSUKI.]
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[personal profile] festoso 2021-04-28 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
Of course I do! And what do you mean but?!

[...Sougo. Sougo, please.]

Well, I guess you wouldn't HAVE to buy anything if you don't want to, but wouldn't it be helpful?
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[personal profile] festoso 2021-04-28 09:33 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, I get it. You're just embarrassed that I'll find out the kinds of things you're into.
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[personal profile] festoso 2021-04-28 10:03 am (UTC)(link)
If I'm going to lose my dignity so my boyfriend doesn't break me you can lose some of yours, too.
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[personal profile] festoso 2021-04-29 04:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[Sougo definitely absolutely isn't allowed to die?? Not before Mitsuki!]

Then we're in the same boat!

But thanks, Sougo!! I appreciate it. I'll protect you from any pushy shopkeeps!